I had one of my most amusing ever dreams the other day.
I woke up laughing.
It was a Wild West,
Private Eye,
Old Babylonian adventure!
The first part I recalled was that I was buying a revolver for my left hand with a special "quick draw" holster for my gun belt. The R handed was fine, but I wanted a special backup left hand mounted about mid-line on my navel. I got that done and tried a few practice rounds.
My job title was Private Eye- Minor Demons Exorcist- Licensed Assassin.
The current contract was a mid-level priest of the god Shemp (?Three Stooges?).
My client was a wealthy trader who's daughter was sexually assaulted by the priest.
I had filed for an Ordeal by Combat which was to be a shoot out at the arena.
The arena was supposed to be the Roman Colosseum, but in the dream it was Anaheim Stadium.
On my way into the stadium I stopped off at a video vending board to make some bets. I bought a $10 blessing from the Ugaritic god Ba'al conqueror of the Babylonian Sea God Yam. I put a $5 dollar curse on the priest in the name of Shemp. And I put all the rest of my credits on me to win since the fight was to the death.
What woke me up laughing was that I was dressed up all in black cowboy clothes like Richard Boone in the old TV series The Paladin: Have Gun Will Travel.
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